Bath Tub Birthday Party | Episode 5 Released.

I look awfully smug. And my shirt matches the color of the bath. And my T-shirt. It's great! Also, two guys have kissed me. One guy kissed me 9 times and that was a bit much. I get that Europeans kiss a lot, but there was something else going on the second time around. I don't disapprove of it though; I felt flattered and feel like that guy did a better job at expressing his love for me than anyone else and he told me I'm cute, which no girl has ever done except Eleanor Smith.

I've released raw footage of me - it's on the podcast as #005. It's mostly soundscapes with minimal commentary. Unlike the other episodes, this is completely unedited and almost certainly not worth your time listening to, but if you're at work and want to throw on headphones and stare at Google Analytics while you pretend to be at Bath, I would be flattered. http://shitshow.mchase.me

I have two ideas. #1 is having college lectures in swimming pools. It's probably a terrible idea, but it would encourage people not to fall asleep during class because they would drown. This would decrease the number of hungover students before lectures through natural selection.

Idea #2: If I become a billionaire I want to rent out a bath in bath and have it sanitized for my 50th birthday and fly all my friends out.